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Summary
in which maddie is the best big sister, the Buckley parents aren't shit and my own writing makes me want a baby. (this came about due to a twitter conversation with @soft_Satan) ORFor Maddie’s eighth birthday she gets a baby. Or, her mom has a baby and while the doctors and nurses run off with blood, her dad throws the baby at her while they wheel the blood away. Her dad shouts over his shoulder, “Name the kid whatever you want!”
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