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Summary
Blake Belladonna is an unfortunate soul. Her people have long languished in slavery until very recently, and now she is left to work the railroads. Until a wacky set of events sends her on a collision path with the drunk in her cell, who is also her deputy. Also, when did she become Sheriff? Who is the Patch Kid? Why is her deputy so hot? Both literally and figuratively. Why does this sound like a Blazing Saddles ripoff? Because it is! Alot of characters are OOC, but that's mostly just trying to make the villains as comedic as possible, and the drama to a minimum.
Bumbleby galore, along with so many other pairings.Mostly humor, with a tinge of background sadness that doesn't really fit into the plot, some heavy moments, and some allusions to sex and drinking.
PlusRuby melting the Weiss cold heart~ From YangWeiss not stereotyping an entire species~ From BlakeBlake's fairytale adventure!~ From RubyYang's ridiculously large bosom~ From Weiss
Lastly, completely unbeta'd, so any mistakes please don't hesitate to point out.
Have fun and don't get lost
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