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Summary
"Take me back to our hotel room and ravish me until I cannot tell Mordecai from Haman, dearest heart, when our charade is inevitably seen through I wish to die confused by troll genitalia." For the Female Character Trope Fest, "pretending to be in a relationship." A romance in text messages.
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