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Summary
If you asked Rudyard Funn what it was like to be in love he would insist he didn’t know what you were talking about. If you implied he might be in love with someone in Piffling Vale, the mere thought would send him into a righteous fury. If you even hinted that someone might be Eric Chapman, you might get to watch actual, literal smoke come out of Rudyard Funn’s slightly oversized ears. He would shout “Now look here!” and then stammer--speechless with rage (or at least with something) at the very thought.
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