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Summary
You're an idiot, your flushcrush has just woken you up by retching into the kitchen sink (quite possibly because you die horribly and he knows how), and the only way he is getting any sleep or feeling better is by using you as a talkative pillow. Lady Luck is fucking your life, and she's clearly on top.
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