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Summary
“Hey, Egbert. Direct your oculars to me for a second. What am I?”
“Uh… really short?”
“What? No! I’m a TROLL. You know, humans hate and fear us, etc. Don’t you?”
John just looked blankly at him for a moment, before breaking out into a grin. “Nope! Like I said, I like you. You’re all shouty and funny and stuff.”
AU based loosely on Shrek. In which Karkat is a grouchy troll who lives in a swamp and John is an annoying boy with windy magic who befriends him. And together they go on a PRINCESS QUEST.
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