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Summary
Visiting Washington might have been a bad idea, you think. His bathroom tiles just had to be fucking white, didn’t they? You feel like just about the most idiotic guy in the world right about now, as you’re kneeling on the floor of your best friend’s bathroom at midnight, furiously scrubbing at red-stained tile with numbing arms.
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