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Summary
He makes another face, one you can’t identify, but goes on, rambles on really, not looking at you. “This is going to be the stupidest thing you’ve heard in a long time, probably. Like, really stupid. This may be the stupidest damn thing you hear for the next few years to be honest, but I’m going to say it. I’m going to say it and maybe die a little on the inside when I do, so, prepare your auriculars or whatever fancy way-too-scientific term you have for ears, because ho boy is this-”
“Out with it, Strider.” You growl.
“I think I have a crush on you.”
You throw the spoon at him.
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