seventeen ain't young verse

richard and emily gilmore have their daughter lorelai and their son richard the second, but he prefers when you call him by his middle name 'sam'. when richard and emily divorce, richard escapes with a pregnant lorelai and her boyfriend while sam is left behind with his alcoholic mother.but stars hollow, block island, rhode island isn't that far from hartford, connecticut. all sam has to do is make it until he graduates, that's all. then he can move to stars hollow and finally get his family back.even better though? there's this amazing, curvy goddess named deana danes that sam is so madly in love with there. she's goth, or punk - either way, dean has a formal relationship with the colour black. she fixes cars on the island, cracks jokes and isnt all that lady-like because sam has totally seen her burp the alphabet right in front of him to win a bet once.deana danes is someone sam should never bring home to his mother, but then again, why would sam want emily to ruin the life he's always wanted?written in lowercase on h.e.'s chapters.