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Summary
There are commandments that must be followed in each congregational mass. Listed are only a few:
1. Do not speak up about other cult leaders aside from the Cyborg and the Psychic.
2. When it is your turn to pray out loud, keep your prayer focused on the Topic of the Day.
3. Do not be a fucking bitch to anyone. Be nice.
All hail the Meeh-ssaiah and the Violet Deity.Welcome to the Cult of the Comfygazer.
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