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Summary
The characters of ASoIaF are writers, competing for a contract with IronThrone Publishing. I don't know where this is going, or if it's going anywhere at all. I don't know if this is a serious fic, but it might be.
Or, Stannis writes fiction in the harsh, cruel tones of fact, Jaime and Cersei only ever write together and about romantics, Theon wrote a substitute Fifty Shades of Grey, Dany uses too many metaphors, Jon's work is bittersweet angst, and Tyrion sasses the world every second sentence. And Arya is tearing her hair out simply trying to read half of them. Why would anyone teach a Greyjoy how to write?
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