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Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries)

cooking by the book

by LittleMeowMeowEnjoyer

ao3:42528906 · 5,214 words

Teen Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings GenM/M

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Summary

“I don't know if I'm comfortable with him using a knife,” Red says, looking up from the newspaper spread across the kitchen table. “Nobody asked you!” Duck gripes. “I’m the chef here, see? I’m the one with the hat!” He motions up to the toque, which is slightly askew. “Technically I am also wearing a chef hat.” Red jiggles his head at Duck, smugly. “See?” “Shut up! I wasn’t going to give him the knife anyway. God.”

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