How to Take Care of the kid you're supposed to kill
by Mind_Boi
ao3:42922326 · 140,674 words
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Summary
One of his barrels of salted meat had been moved (He was fairly sure birds were omnivores, at least he was.) A barrel of potatoes had been moved to hide something or someone in the corner. Something creaked.He moved closer to the barrel, moving his lantern to his dominant hand as he did. Someone was in here. His wings were out but puffed up as a way to make himself look bigger. Everything would be fine. He moved one of the barrels and was met with… a kid.
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Or, what happens when both the people of a prophecy reject it and refuse their reality.Alternatively: Technoblade accidentally starts taking care of his "worst enemy," and Tommy has to teach someone older than him how to properly be an avian.
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