The Megumi-Is-Tired

Megumi shrugged. “I’m tired. I’m going to bed.”“Not so fast,” Gojo called, grabbing his arm as Megumi tried to walk past him. “It’s movie night.”“I don’t like movies,” Megumi lied.“Aw, that’s a shame,” Gojo sighed. He didn’t loosen his grip on Megumi’s arm. “Guess you’ll be miserable then.”“Already am,” Megumi informed him. Gojo snickered and dragged Megumi along as they began to make their way to his apartment.“You don’t get a choice here, ‘Gumi. It’s movie or nothing.”“And I can’t have nothing?”“Hey, you catch on quick. Only took you ten years!”“God, what a ten years it’s been. Misery. Horror. Movie nights-”“And yet, just last Father’s Day I found a ‘mystery’ card on my desk.”“And you’ve checked all your girlfriends for stray children?”“I have never had a girlfriend in my life.”“I can tell.”----------------OR: Megumi is really tired and the Three Idiots are having the time of their lives