The Fatui's Guide to Pretending Your Boss Isn't Dead

The problem: You, a rank-and-file Fatui soldier, have just witnessed your boss, the second of the Fatui Harbingers, scream at the sky and drop dead. You have a week until your ship arrives back at Zapolyarny Palace and you have to explain to the Tsaritsa how you managed to let one of her most precious Harbingers die.The solution: You pretend he’s alive for as long as possible, so that when he is found dead later, it will be considered entirely unrelated to the time you were supposed to keep him safe.The method: Lie. Like. A. Dog.-Alternate Title: Weekend At Dottore's