First Christmas

Jay swiftly shoves Chip backwards. Gillion watches as he collides with Alphonze, and Jay produces a small sprig of some plant from seemingly nowhere to hover it over the two of them.“Get fucked,” Chip growls, then turns and very hastily kisses Alphonze just below his moustache.“Captain,” Alphonze says, like a simple polite greeting. Chip flips him and Jay off simultaneously. Jay collapses to the floor laughing.-OR-It's Gillion's first ever Christmas. Jay is an utter menace. Chip is so damn tired of having to kiss the robot.(Also there's FnC, but let's be real- the concept of Chip being caught under the mistletoe with Alphonze is the star of this show.)