the one where theyre all

"Magne was already having a strange day. Strange few months? Hell, it’s been a strange life. Today, though, his goal was not to think about that. Not to think about the fact that the Jutuls had confirmation that he was their prophesied enemy. Not to think about the old lady at the market, surprise surprise! giving him cryptic advice that left him with more questions than answers. Seriously, you’d think it’d be easier to give a straight answer for once, but apparently Magne can’t have nice things...It was all carefree Fucking Around™. That is, until they found the kid. Then it was back to our regularly scheduled programming, the strange life."Instead of getting blasted to calypso's island (sorry girl), percy ends up in the mythology epicenter of norway (he doesn't know that). He also happens to be stumbled upon by two of the Mythological Issues (also unbeknownst to either party). It's fine though. This is fine.