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Tommy didn’t live this long by moping about shit though. Every day is a fucking victory. Surviving is a victory.“We should celebrate. Really stick it to those fucking assholes. They haven’t killed us yet.”“Maybe we’ll see if we can dig up some sugarcane,” Techno suggests.“Ooh, yeah,” Tommy licks his lips. Sugarcane is nearly too sweet, after two years without a constant diet of processed shit, but its still worth it. “Maybe we can get the aliens to send us a fucking cake. You hear that you shits? Light us up! Get a fucking cake down here!”Techno laughs behind him as Tommy shouts up at the sky. It never works, but Tommy likes to yank the aliens chain as much as he can. “Better yet!” he shouts, “send us the fuck home, you ET bastards!”