Stupid for You

“Don’t call me such foolish nicknames. I have a name and I’m certain you’ve heard it.”“I should know your name?”That caught his interest and he unconsciously stepped closer, back in the rabbit’s eyeline who looked back just as puzzled.“Yes. You work for Big Mama,” a white finger pointed at Leo’s (stolen) uniform. “Are you saying you haven’t heard about what she’s been getting her greasy fingers into recently?”“Well, I am amazing at minding my own business, so yes, in fact. I haven't ever seen or heard of you.”“Huh. You seem like you would be horrible at that from the two minutes we’ve spent talking.”Leo scoffed, pressing a hand to his chest, pretending to be wounded.“Good sir, you have the audacity to speak to a good-natured turtle in such a way? I think I might have to put some space between us and do some digging. I’m starting to fear for my well being.”This time, the rabbit actually laughed. At him. He thought he was funny. ------------The one in which Leo falls for Big Mama's new bodyguard and champion.