These boots are made for

Tim sat in his room checking his email. Most of them were spam, different companies sending the same generic email asking him to try out their products or people trying to get him to buy some course on how to be successful. The last one makes him laugh a little every time he sees them. He’s successful by proxy.

He was about to give up and mark them all as read when an email that he, Bruce, and quite a few of the others were copied on. He clicked it cautiously, hoping it wasn’t another crazy fans attempt to hack into their computers– it hadn’t worked the last time but it had been a bitch to take it off everyones computers so they could stop getting the alert from their firewalls– and was surprised by the title.

Join us in Celebrating Pride in the Diamond District.

Tim skimmed through the email, his excitement growing by the second, and he decided he had to get the other’s opinions as soon as possible. Thankfully, it wasn’t hard to find them. He just followed the noise to the library.

or: Bruce finds out none of his kids have been to a pride parade. He rectifies this in the most memorable way possible.