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Summary
The prompt as it appeared in the Glee-Kink-Meme
So, Kurt and Dave are penguins. Dave is a big emperor penguin and Kurt is a little pebble penguin and they live in some kind of big zoo together.
When mating season comes around, the zoo gets lots of coverage, because it's always a really heart-warming news story. Kurt builds up a little pebble nest, and everyone thinks that he's making it for Brittany, another pebble penguin. Dave stores lots of fish, and everyone thinks it's for Santana, a female emperor penguin. Instead, Kurt and Dave live in a little pebble nest together and eat fish. They refuse to mate with any of the other penguins and instead like to cuddle with each other at night, with Kurt nestled up into Dave's bigger, warmer body.
The zookeepers can give them an egg to rear together if the writer wishes.
Idk. It's just a really cute idea that wouldn't get out of my mind :33
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