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Summary
Oh shit he's hot.John Egbert was the school jock, highest in grades, and total heterosexual. Which is bad for you because you're not a girl. You're irony extraordinaire, Dave Strider. With your weird step sisters, one a semi sobering up drunk with the hots for the egg and the other a total lesbian, a guy to girl alter ego and raging oblivousness that can be very contagious, the possibility of getting the attention a blue prince on Halloween night is little to none. But with some "magic" you manage to get it.
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