The Royal Consort

A mash-up of The Princess Bride and Spideytorch.Johnny's one true love, Peter, perishes at sea, and he is soon after forced into an engagement with the tyrannical king, Victor Von Doom. Can his sister Sue and her friends, Reed and Ben, save him from an unsavory marriage? And who is the masked man who pursues them so tirelessly?Features Johnny as Buttercup, Peter as Westley, Sue as Inigo Montoya, Reed as Vizzini, Ben as Fezzik, Doom as Humperdinck.***By the time Jonathan Lowell Spencer Storm turned fifteen, he was already the twentieth handsomest man alive.He was very, very aware of this fact, of course, because all of the boys and girls in his village swooned at his feet if he so much as smiled at them. It was really very tiring.Johnny had to be careful about not smiling too frequently when he was out and about, or it would be simply impossible to get anywhere. The streets would be littered with his fainting suitors, and stepping over them became tedious rather quickly.Johnny was never interested in any of his suitors. They were all dull, uninteresting, and not particularly witty. He hardly paid them any attention at all, unless he was stepping over them.