Genshin Impact (Video Game)Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
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by rakksune, Swarv
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Summary
After Caelus gets lost in Jarilo-VI and ran over by a 2024 Toyota Corolla, he finds himself ending up in Teyvat. Of course, he doesn’t really care, just like his mom to him. But when Aether, the legendary blonde traveler, finds him hitting a plant with his baseball bat because he thinks it’s a boss level enemy, it jumpstarts a course of events that will eventually find Aether taking full custody of his long lost child. Find out who the mother is that thinks it’s a good idea to steal Mac and Cheese from a 2 year old because Maury Povich just arrived and guess what: You are the father. (Crack fic written by two sleep deprived people at 1 am)
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