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Summary
Written for this genius prompt at footballkink2 on Livejournal: Lionel Messi is, in fact, an alien.
Bonus points to the press, for once.
(Not in a Star Trek/Wars kind of way, more like in a "Le Petit Prince" way, that strange mix of serenely self-aware but as inexperienced in this place and this body as a newborn foal)...
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