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Summary
My first RPF fic, and my first anti-Madonna fic. Inspired by her comments in the media that she's a "crap mother." If you're looking for some harmless chuckles, you might want to look elsewhere.
"Why can't you be more like Debbie's mum?" Lourdes just wishes her family life were normal.
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