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Summary
Approximately a year ago, we privileged few at SHIELD headquarters made the acquaintance of one Thor Odinson. Ever since, he has made it his mission to defend Earth against its would-be destroyers (and yes, I’m talking about the man in the green dress, also known as ‘he who must not be named’, ‘the low-key assassin’ or, my personal favourite, ‘Delilah’), delight our women with his godly pectorals and generally confuse the living Hell out of us poor Midgardians who don’t have a damn clue what he’s talking about most of the time.
This guide was compiled with care, love and girlish giggling by everyone’s favourite Avenger, Tony Stark. As such, the entries are not in alphabetical order. That would take time and commitment that I just don’t have. However, it will help you decipher the otherwise alien speech of our muscular blonde non-compatriot. It will also look great on your bookshelf because my face is on the cover.
Enjoy, and most importantly, learn.
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