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"Have you read Pride and Prejudice, Dostoy?""I… uh… have,""Don't you think it's unfair how society used to pressure women into marrying when the same wasn't really done for men," he sighed. "Such inequality, and for what? To stop historical homosexuality? Good thing expectations about ages and children don't exist anymore, hm?""I, er, yes! Absolutely. I agree one hundred percent, you know what you're talking about...""Please call me Kolya,""I can't! That'll mean we know each other well. That we’re friends, or maybe even more and–""I would simply love to know you well enough to call you Fedya, actually."Dazai and Chuuya facepalmed in the background. So what do you do when your half-brother and your classmate’s best friend turn out to be pining idiots who happen to think the other is unattainable?You play matchmaker of course!Or, where Dazai and Chuuya are done with Fyodor and Nikolai’s obvious gay pining and take the matter into their own hands. It wields some very surprising (for them only) results.