Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Bleak December (Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!)
by FrozenHearts
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Summary
It's Christmas, and Poe and Finn decide to host a party. Finn thought inviting Rey, a girl who builds robots in her spare time, was a bad move, but when resident asshole Kylo Ren (a.k.a Ben Solo) decides to court Rey, he invites himself along, leading to a world of trouble for the couple, who just wanted to settle down on Christmas with a few friends. And it doesn't help that Kylo's parents (long-time friends Han Solo and Leia Organa) have decided to treat themselves to a vacation at such a hectic time of the year.
It's all Finn can do to keep Poe happy and Chewbacca from actually biting anyone (although he felt Kylo really deserved a tetanus shot with his attitude and piss-poor pick-up lines.)
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