Podfic of Lemon Drizzle

The second time he kisses Stede Bonnet, Ed is holding a fish. And really, that's fine. It's totally normal to be holding a fish while you kiss someone. And to compare your relationship to a fish. And to keep on holding the fish while you're talking about how your relationship is like a fish because really, nothing can convince someone to not want to kiss you a third time than standing in front of them in a burlap sack with a cat bell around your neck holding a fish.[Despite the title, not actually a lemon in the old-school fandom way. This is 3000 words of Ed Teach talking about fish, because we're taking it slow.]