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Summary
Hi my name is Euronymous (yes, that Euronymous) and I have long black hair like a ravens corpse that’s how you know I’m trve not like all those posers who listen to mainstream metal like Metallica or (gags) Megadeth. My hair reaches down to my waist and hangs over my corpse-painted face. It has streaks of blood red in it. I have pale skin and a lot of people tell me I look like Rory Culkin (AN: if u don’t know who that is, ur a poser so get OUT!!!)
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