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Summary
It's Christmas Eve and the Batfamily has gathered together. While Daddy Bats is away the little birds (and a former bat girl) get drunk on eggnog and a game of I Never breaks out.
All of it goes well (that's a lie) until Bab's declares, “I never wanted to marry Dick Grayson when I was a kid—that came later.”
And everyone takes a sip.
Hilarity ensues.
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