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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

Idiot-Proof

by Good_News_Everyone

ao3:6092020 · 9,333 words

Teen M/M

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Summary

‘Bartender’s motto,’ said Eggsy cheerfully. ‘Quickest way to a man’s heart is through his liver.'In Harry’s line of work the quickest way to a man’s heart was usually between the ribs just left of his sternum, but he felt it would be impolitic to mention this just now.

Four drinks that Eggsy made for Harry and one Harry made for Eggsy.

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