Pokemon Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire Versions
Sacred Artifacts Profane
by the_ouija_bored
ao3:61378792 · 1,866 words
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Summary
When three villainous team leaders find themselves in a complicated relationship, they decide sacred legendary artifacts make perfect mood lighting for their rendezvous. Unfortunately, the ancient orbs have other ideas. Now the Red, Blue, and Green Orbs are staging an intervention, summoning legendary Pokémon, and forcing Team Aqua's Archie, Team Magma's Maxie, and Team Oxygen's Ollie to learn about proper balance - both in power and in love. Featuring exasperated sacred artifacts, amused admins, imprisoned Draconids, and one very infamous incident with wind chimes.
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