Merry Hannukah

Back on Cartman’s couch, he was realizing he wouldn’t be enjoying those meals just for attending.“If you just wanted to throw a better party than Bebe, you should’ve just… I don’t know, man. Thrown it yourself?”“Kinny, Kinny. You’re definitely not understanding me. It’s funnier if I take over and make a Jew guy’s party to be way better than hers. Don’t you know how much that would hurt her bitchy Christian girl little ego?”...You have Cartman's overblown ego, questionable morals and revenge thirst, and Kyle's unability to stay calm for more than five seconds. Add Butters working overtime as Santa's elf and Kenny playing mediator (and low-key Santa for his sister.) Maybe there's hope for a little holiday magic after all, whatever the holiday celebrated is supposed to be.