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Summary
No beta, no reread, no plan, no bitcheswe die like VoldamortEdit: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO thecadenceimperfect (AO3: cadenceimperfect ) FOR BETA-ING THIS. I CANNOT TELL YOU ENOUGH HOW MUCH BETTER IT READS THANKS TO HERAND THANK YOU TO aty-altiria (AO3: Altiria ) FOR WIGGLING THE WORMS OF THIS IDEA.ALL CREDIT GOES TO BOTH OF THEMEXPECT ART AND MORE CHAPTERS!I'm not gonna promise to finish it, because I genuinely have no plan, but I can promise to write enough of it to be entertaining for anyone who likes the shitty, tropey, cliches that I do
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