3 Times Patrick Pepper

Assume with me that Pete Wentz is a Tony Stark fanboy -and let's face it, he totally would be if Stark was real; fuck, he probably is now- and that Tony is a fanboy of anyone who is a fanboy of him -again, probably completely true- and Clint.... Well, he has no idea how or why he ended up friends with these people, but he blames Tony. We're also going to assume that Patrick, Pepper and Phil have bonded over their subs complete and utter attention whoring, hyperness, drama queen theatrics, disregard for safety, complete lack of common sense despite their intelligence and their firm belief that the rules are meant for everyone else except them. They often -when in the same town and their schedules allow for it- get together for coffee and to commiserate over the fact that "that little bastard gave me another gray hair, damn it".