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Summary
Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.(Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)
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