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Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

The Gentleman Stud with

by Nicecuppatea

ao3:6884992 · 2,826 words

Teen M/M

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Summary

Set immediately after their first meeting in The Blonde Godling with the Sparkling Green Eyes.

Harry cleared his throat. "Renaissance Art was heavily influenced by the Greeks who thought the small uncircumcised penis was a sign of nobility whereas large ones were considered vulgar. And the standard for beauty in the classical era in Greece was the prepubescent boy so the smaller your penis was the closer you were to the ideal." He paused and trying not to sound too lascivious added, "Thankfully we no longer hold those views".

Eggsy's eyebrows shot up, "Is that a promise, 'Arry?" He winked. "I'm looking forward to finding out."

Merlin groaned and muttered, "Yer dirty pair - yer deserve each other. And tell that boy he'll need glasses to see yer old man's penis."

Harry takes Eggsy out but this time it isn't to The Black Prince but to Il Principe Nero.

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  • The Blonde Godling And Other Stories
  • The Blonde Godling And Other Stories [2]