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“Something’s on my leg.” Newt said flatly.Thomas moved closer, squinting in the dark. “What is it?”“It’s slimy.” Newt bent slightly, voice deadpan. “And very committed to being on me.”Minho leaned in behind them. “Ghost cum?”Thomas recoiled. “It’s called ectoplasm, you degenerate.”“We’re in St. Glades,” Newt added, voice even flatter. “A church. Holy ground.”Minho shrugged.Newt scowled, “if a female ghost tries to third-base me through my ankle—” Another giggle. Closer. The scanner blinked.[New figure detected.]Thomas stiffened, raising his makeshift flashlight-weapon. “Alright. Get ready.”Minho hesitated, lowering the pipe. “Do you think she died a virgin?”This is; A Ghost Busters x Maze Runner crackfic

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