Old Greggs Academy

Orphaned at the age of six, and living in foster homes until the age of sixteen, Vince Noir is used to moving around from place to place, never really feeling like he belongs anywhere. A few months before his seventeenth birthday, however, he learns that his grandmother, Doris, ex-military spy and retired fighter pilot has just returned from Mexico where she spent the last ten years hiding from the Russian secret service. Suddenly, Vince's life is turned upside down as he moves in with his barking mad old Nan and is sent to Greggory's Academy, the highly questionable local school.

Talking gorillas, shaman Headmasters, Cockney dinner-ladies and a whole host of seriously under-qualified teachers are just some of the things Vince has to deal with daily at Old Gregg's. Luckily, his new friends Leroy, Neon and Ultra are there to help him along the way. The only problem is Howard Moon, who's about to make Vince's already weird life even more confusing...