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Summary
For some reason, a couple nights ago, my 4-year-old was marching around the family room chanting, “Jabba Fett! Jabba Fett!”
Me: “I thought his name was ‘Jabba the Hutt’?”
9-year-old: “Maybe Jabba the Hutt and Boba Fett got married?”
Me: “That sounds like the worst. Fanfic. Ever.”
And then the idea just wouldn't leave me alone...
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