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Dwalin - baldy or
by queefqueen
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Summary
One of the images which repels me from the moronic eye-candy which is The Hobbit by Peter Jackson (I had the misfortune of watching AUJ) is Dwalin's male pattern baldness. Tolkien clearly stated - "dwarves never go bald". This little fic tries to reconcile one of PJ's countless brainfarts with canon.
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