The Time Max and Rafael

“We’re horrible parents,” Magnus moaned as he lay flat on his belly on the living room floor’s fluffy rug in the middle of spread out brochures for various schools. “Our children are going to be uneducated because we didn’t do this when they were younger!”

Alec just rolled his eyes from the kitchen, just able to see Magnus from where he washed dishes. “One of them has only been our child for a year, Magnus. When he was younger he wasn’t ours yet.” “Still! A whole year! He’s eight years old and he has never gone to school! We’ve educationally stunted our children!” Or: Magnus and Alec finally have to make choices about their children's education beyond what they have been teaching them.