A whole garden of flowers. (And their names carved on rocks)

As most things go in Konoha, someone gets a smart idea and everything goes to hell.

OR, the story of how Hatake Kakashi raises Naruto to be the single most fearsome gardener/farmer/ninja that ever lived while fixing himself and the village along the way, and also somehow gets himself adopted by half the clan heads and their respective children.

OR, entirely self indulgant fluff and cute family shit with a somewhat tangible plot.

Ft – No Uchiha Massacre, No Danzou (Fuck him although he does appear at the beginning for like... 2 sentences or 4), Good Uchiha Family/Clan, Nobody dies (unless they deserve it), Everybody lives (unless they don’t), Jiriya needs someone to look in his head (it’s empty), Slice of Life, some Angst. Kakashi is the village bicycle, but everyone’s too scared off him to say it to his face, but trust him, he knows. Naruto is an absolute angel. Kakashi puts everyone's heads on straight and the world is better for it. Also, Obito is somewhat good. But it takes a while.