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Long Noodles

by Amity_Ax

ao3:77902176 · 16,117 words

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Summary

“Hey man—Master! Oogway. Sir.” Po wheezed a bit, almost laughing, because WHAT? “So, this is nuts. You know there’s no way I’m the Dragon Warrior, right? You gotta know.”

“The wise man knows he knows nothing,” Oogway returned, instead of goggling at Po in disbelief like the other five Kung Fu Masters before him.

“That’s not reassuring,” Po’s mouth uttered without input from his brain. “You know. Considering.”

OR

Po is the Dragon Warrior, but everyone has a lot of issues with that. Including Po, who might be getting kidnapped, right now.

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  • Long Noodles, Long Life [2]