The Bat, the Bird, and the Toddler Dictators

Bruce Wayne has faced gods and monsters, but he has never encountered an opponent who could force him to impersonate a triceratops under a kitchen table. When he finally uncovers Damian’s secret life, he doesn’t find an army of assassins. Instead, he finds two three-year-olds who view him as an "Aggressive Grandpa" with severe anger management issues.The rules are simple: you either eat your cookies in silence and bring organic berries, or you get "removed" via a portal. Jason is dying of laughter, Damian is beaming with pride, and Bruce is beginning to realize that in this house, Batman has no right to speak.