The Avengers (2012)Marvel Cinematic Universe
The Humanization Humiliation
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Summary
In which Tony and Clint get drunk for science, Bruce is sneakier than expected, and Steve almost drops his pants on live national television. Also known as the time the Avengers had to give interviews displaying their human side, which was really not Fury's best idea.
"Tell me he isn't going to kill me."
"I'm not really sure I can do that," Clint admitted with a wince.
Tony collapsed back on the couch with an aggressive sigh.
"I'm not asking you to be honest," Tony grumbled, "Just lie."
"Tony." Clint shot him a serious look. "Captain America almost flashed his star-spangled dick on national television. You and I? Dead men."
"I'm pretty sure it isn't actually star-spangled."
"Luckily for America, we'll never know for sure."
"I mean, can you imagine how awkward that would be?"
"Tony."
"It'd be like getting fucked by an American flag."
"Jesus, Stark! Can we focus on maybe convincing Steve not to kill us instead of talking about your
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