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Summary
"He wonders if Lance likes tigers. Lance plays soccer and Tony the Tiger plays soccer so that must mean Lance likes tigers, right? Therefore, Lance would like him. All this drinking makes it much easier to connect dots."OR: Keith can't hold his alcohol for shit. He also can't flirt to save his life.
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