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Summary
<img/>thete1: Someone -- touches nose -- needs to write the story where Dick's parents get smushed a few years earlier
<img/>petronelle: oh dear.
Te: How would a young, befucked, YOUNG Bruce cope with that?
Petra: Poorly.
Te: "You lost your parents, too?"
Te: "No, Bruce, no, you don't understand, we have to be there for each other! We don't have anyone else!"
Petra: Suddenly the Golden Age makes a lot more sense. They're not sharing a bed for sex; they're sharing a bed because they can't sleep alone.
Petra: I don't think I wanted that to make sense.
Petra: It's not Dick's job to pet Bruce's hair and tell him it's just a dream.
Te: AHAHAHAA
Petra: *and yet.*
Betty: You make me want to write the SCARILY GEN version of that.
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